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KRK's the real Rajnikanth

Hey people, I am a human being and all human beings do get stupid at times. This stupidity comes into you due to various reasons, may be because of the surrounding, or because of the people around you, or sometimes maybe because you dont have anything to do. Me in my hometown is at present spending my vacations and I have nothing much to do except watching movies, eating, sleeping, reading (upto a limited extent), getting sick etc so my weird brain gives me this stupid idea to watch the movie Deshdrohi as it did not have anything better to do today. I felt like sharing the experience with you all, but there maybe chances where I may be called 2 rupay ka joker sort of thing by KRK or his fanbase, so I have decided that I will give my opinions very sarcastically.

Guys, when I saw the poster of this movie for the first time I was a little confused that whether the lead actor in this movie is a hero or villain, then I learned that he's the hero. See, this is the hero

Sexy, isnt it?

BTW I must tell you ppl, he's extremely talented, he produced the movie, he directed the movie and he even acted in this movie; please give a big round of applause to this dude before reading further.

The movie is based on the regional dislikes for the north Indians in Maharashtra. The movie starts with Raja (KRK) running to catch a train that leaves for Bombay. Upon reaching there he sees a boy and a girl talking to a panwala about selling drugs, I became joyous by the fact that we can actually talk so happily and openly with a shopkeeper about selling drugs and all. 

In Mumbai Raja meets his childhood friend Shekhar (Manoj Tiwari), who works as a watchman, and Sonia (Gracy Singh), who works for Baba Kadam, a drug dealer. At one point Raja helps Sonia escape from an attack by a group working for another drug dealer called Rajan Nayak, the enemy of Baba Kadam. The two eventually fall in love.
After realising that living in Mumbai is particularly difficult for North Indians, Raja petitions Shrivastav, a North Indian politician who exploits common people for his political career, for help. The drug mafia of Mumbai city is assisted by politicians and the media want to reveal the corruption prevalent in the city.
Due to his involvement, Raja is marked for death by Rajan Nayak, who contracts a police inspector to kill both him and Sonia. However the Inspector fails and is killed. The police pursue Raja and Sonia, who are also running from Rajan Nayak. Raja attempts to get help from Shrivastav, to no avail, and even Sonia's boss, Baba Kadam, abandons the pair.
Pushed to the limit, Raja resolves to kill all involved, in which he is helped by Inspector Rohit Raghav, the new husband of Raja's village sweetheart, to kill Srivastva.
How Raja and Sonia will escape law and teach the criminals a lesson forms the story of the film.



KRK included many twist and turns in this movie. I discovered the following twists

• In the village where Raja resides, there's a girl named Neha and she has a crush on Raja. I would consider it a twist because she fell for these features

the cool angry young look

The chocolaty smile

smokey glares

 

            Let me tell you people, actors like Salman Khan, John Abraham, Brad Pitt, Johny Depp have got   nothing over this guy.

•  When Raja is travelling in a bus the conducter asks him for ten rupees and Raja gives him a hundred  rupees note and when tells him to keep the change, I thought he would keep the change but to my surprise the conductor kicks him out of the bus. I wondered who does that? but then I realised it must be another twist.
• When Raja, Sonia and her brother (whose name is not revealed in the movie) are chased by some men, the bad ass cop shoots Raja and unfortunately Raja is dodged by Sonia's brother. Her brother takes the bullets to save Raja and dies on the spot. Raja kills the policemen and escapes with Sonia to one of her relatives place. Her relative mistakes them to be couples, I thought, in spite of this stupid joke there will be an awkward silence since her brother died, but no, surprisingly they laughed  and we had a song. By far this was the most extreme twist I ever saw. 
• Sonia takes Raja to Baba Kadam for protection and Baba Kadam double crosses them by calling the villain Rajan Nayak on the spot and reveals that he can do anything for money and to my surprise Sonia reveals that she knew that he will double cross them, the question is, if she knew he would double cross them why would she and Raja went to him anyway so I think this must also be a twist. Nice twist, no director ever dares to introduce such twists in their movie,but he did it, afterall he is KRK.
• Shekhar, friend of Raja who is a watchman later turns out to be a killer named Kaalia. Kaalia is hired to shoot Raja down and let me describe the scene, when Raja sees Kaalia, his dialogue is "Arey Shekhar, watchman ki nauri chorkar underworld join kar liya?"  He pronounces his dialogue as "Arey Shekhar, waatchman ki naukri chorkar underwear join kar liya?" Yes, his underworld sounded like underwear, wow wow, what a sense of humour, comedy plus twist and turn.
• When Shekhar shoots Raja, I expected Raja will moan "Aah" and collapse or wont moan at all but to my surprise after getting more than two bullets into his body he shouts "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh" and then collapses. This was the best double meaning dialogue I ever heard in a movie, if you know what I mean ;) .
• The fact that Raja survives all those bullets is also a twist..
• Well, for this final twist I wont express any sarcasm because I am tired of that, and I will say that this is the most disgusting part of the movie. At the end of the movie we see this.

Spelling mistake or lack of common sense??

I know what the viewer would think after seeing the movie, a pictorial description of his expression and words will be somewhat like this

These sorts of unbelievably amazing twists and turns establish the well known fact that KRK's the real Rajnikanth. He doesn't show Rajnikantik skills in his acting but he does show his Rajnikantik skills in direction and script in form of twist and turns.

By the Way, I have heard that he has some sequels planned out to this flick, Deshdrohi part 2 and moreover Deshdrohi part 3 and 4 also.  Do you people want to see anymore of the Rajnikantik direction ?

Ra-one, Krishh, Wat the F**K??

My exams got over yesterday and I reached my home town today morning and the excitement kept me awake to watch movie Bindassly. I saw the movie The Avengers. After watching it I wondered about the popularity of creating movie adaptations of comic books by hollywood filmmakers.

 But in India, these stupid geeky directors are stuck making idiotic superhero films like Ra-One and Krishh. The Directors think themselves to be extra intelligent and their extra idiotic intelligence results in torturing flicks like Drona.

I think a more simpler and Intelligent way for them would be not to apply their own disgusting imagination but do what the foreigner's do, for example Hollywood people adapt the DC and Marvel comic books as their subjects for superheroes and the Japanese filmmakers adapt Manga comics as the subjects for their superhero films. It's not that there are no fictional superheroes in India, its just that the fictional superheroes are not very much famous in here, and that's because the stupid filmmakers haven't given much scope to them. In our country, children and teen-agers are blessed with Raj comics, which have introduced tough superheroes like Nagraj, Super Commando Dhruv and Doga to name a few. The best feature of these superheroes is that they are not been copied from any american or foreign superheroes, they are very much original.
Here are my favourite three superheroes whom I feel should be experimented on the big screen.

1. Nagraj

Nagraj, the first entry into Raj comics, who has the abilities like Agelessness, Superhuman Strength,  

Venomous breathe, regenerative healing factor and infrared sensing can help to create a turning point in Indian Cinema. It would comprise the genre of superhuman as well as fantasy.

                 The perfect choice for the role of Nagraj would be Hritik Roashan.


2)       Super Commando Dhruv

The perfect hero who is a human just with manual powers and the ability to communicate with animals, breathe in water etc. This role obviously could go to some broad shouldered, muscular and square shaped hunk. The best choice according to me would be Rana Daggubati or even Salman Khan.

3) Doga

                            

From an orphan to a fighter trained under the brains of his three uncles Adrak Chacha, Haldi Khan, Dhaniya Khan and Kalimirch Khan, Doga grows up to be an iconic crime fighter to appear in Raj comics. The best nomination for this role would be The Great Khali as he is tall, hugely built and angry. Few days ago, I read an article stating that Anurag Kashyap is thinking about making a movie on Doga. I believe, it would be a piece of cake to see this Doga on screen as Anurag Kashyap is one of the very few Directors of Bollywood whom I feel, take the movie making responsibility seriously.

    

                                     

          

Hi again, my first blog post reached upto 19 pageviews but still no comment, anyway, no point talking crap about myself, lets continue with the journey experience straightaway. As I said earlier, I got the answer to my mute question "Why safron is so expensive?"  yes, a gram of kesar costs Rs 250. Here's what the safron flowers have to say for themselves

About 40000 safron flowers are needed to produce 1 gm of safron. 

Next, we drove towards Pahalgam,  on the way,many scenaries consisting of chinar tree, river jhelum and mountains accompanied us. 

The third day, our destination was Gulmarg. It was here that I could fulfill my childhood desires like that of playing in snow, skying, sledging and travelling by cable car. 

We also horse rided to the Shiva temple at Gulmarg . While horse riding, I also saw some filming locations, the spot where the Mission Kashmir song was shot, the house where the famous Bobby song hum tum ek kamre me was shot and also some movie locations of the film Jab Tak hai Jaan. I even saw the guest houses where the film crew stays during the duration. The cable cars above is added recently by some french company, before that, there was cable chairs. A scene from the Amitabh starrer movie Kasme Waade was shot on one of those chairs. 

After that, we at last saw the apple garden.

The next day we took a flight from Srinagar to Delhi and had to wait for 6-7 hrs at the Delhi airport to catch a flight from Delhi to Varanasi. That was it. Our trip succesfully completed. I really admire the people we met in Kashmir, our driver, our guide at Gulmarg, our hotel staff, and also the very seedha saada owner of the restaurent in which we dined. The best thing was that, the fellow travellers with us consisted of 99% bengalis; with them bada apnapan sa lag raha tha. 

Introduction

Introduction

This is my first post for you all and i dont know why have i created the blog. For the time being, maybe you can assume me as a genius paranoid who thinks that people are not appreciating him for his knowledge which he wants to show off.

The above paragraph must have given you a mocking hint that suggests that I must be some self proudy kind of person, well, maybe I have become one. Recently when I completed my Kashmir trip, I went back to college and I dont remember the exact conversation but a friend of mine commented on me "you have  started acting as if you have really come from The Paradise", to which I replied "what do you exactly want to say, that Kashmir is not a paradise?". She was again going to say something but I immediately took out the chikara (house boat) keychain that I had brought for her from there, she became happy and i could switch on to the next conversation (conversation about houseboats lined up on Dal Lake, see the picture down).

About the Kashmir trip, let me tell you it was a real fun. Though first I prefer telling you about the Delhi trip first, A day in Delhi was a brief one, I saw the following locations there-

Lotus Temple

India gate

Birla Temple

The Iron Pillar

Laal Kila (Red Fort)

Qutb Minar

Katyani Temple

The next day saw us flying to Srinagar, the same day we had to climb 200 stairs to reach the ancient Shankaracharya Temple. Here are some snaps stating my site seeing experience there

 The next spot was the Mughal Garden, I am short of words to describe the sensational experience but I do have pictures to describe it 

The same day we visited Dargah Hazratbal, here's a snap i took from the outside

Then we checked out the marketplaces for the famous kashmiri shawls and dry fruits. It was the next day that gave me the answer to why Safron (Kesar) is so expensive, more on that later, I'll be back with the continuation of the trip soon, till then Good bye, and do comment. Tata